didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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