there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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