Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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