Grow some girl-balls and come out already
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I want a musical about memes.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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