i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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