That's intense
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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