How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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