i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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