Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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