Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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