I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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