That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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