We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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