Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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