Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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