So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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