His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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