I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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