Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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