Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Green mimosas i think yes
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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