I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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