Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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