No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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