I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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