North Korea, Best Korea!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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