So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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