operation have a gay friend backfired
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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