Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
she peed on how many people?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
they're like a gay fantastic four
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Randomize
