I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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