I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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