Christians are straight up FREAKS
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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