How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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