he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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