none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize