So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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