Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND