i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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