North Korea, Best Korea!
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.