remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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