just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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