Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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