k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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