Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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