she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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