Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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