we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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