Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Bring me that man meat
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I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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