Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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