Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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