I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Randomize
