Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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