I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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