how can u be prego again
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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