Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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