What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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