Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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