You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
