This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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