i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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