I think I won the penis lottery.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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