he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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