Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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